It’s Tuesday, I’m back in the day-job and people keep saying
‘How was the conference?’ and ‘What did you get out of it?’ The first answer is
easy – ‘It was great, there were tappy-tap-tap badges!!’ The second answer is
taking a bit more thought.
I could now write a detailed description of all the sessions
I went to, explaining the goals and motivations of the panel, the attendees and
ending with profound ‘take home’ message from each session. But I won’t. Mainly
because a lot of people are already doing this and also because I was told that
all bloggers are basically narcissists and only really write from their point
of view so I thought I’d add fuel to that flame. Realistically though, this
blog is supposed to be my take on finding out about new careers, so I’ll try
and keep it personal.
I went out the night before (not a great idea, but it was
with a very good friend!) so I missed the
StoryCollider (although I intend to
catch up via
Storify, blogs etc.) so I was a bit tired, but very enthusiastic,
when I arrived with no idea what to expect. I received my
Blendology badge,
which you tap with each new person to share contact information, got a speedy
cup of tea and entered the conference…

The first session, I can say without fear of exaggeration
was ‘brilliant’. Salvatore Mele from
CERN discussing how they work at one of
the most famous ‘labs’ in the world and how they publish their data. Might
sound a bit ‘meh’– but he was an excellent raconteur!
He was really enthusiastic
about his work, comparing the attention around the recent
Nobel prize announcement to a football match
and commenting on publishing papers with so many contributors.
Some excellent moments/quotes were:
His take on an awful lot of data analysing their site usage...
Describing the previously baffling Higgs field with a
cartoon video – still a bit baffling but at least I have a cool link I can send to people
now.
And the fact that you can make a Lego version of their particle accelerator!
If you're still a sceptic, you can watch the presentation
here
Then I attended two sessions that have blurred together in
my mind – one on open access journals and one about peer review. These are
rather hot topics in the field with the general '
ScienceGist' being – when we
are fundamentally funded by the public and then published, the material we
write should then be physically and mentally accessible by the public. The peer
review session was looking at organisations and newer publications such as
F1000,
Frontiers,
Rubriq and
Peerage of Science that are attempting to change peer
review. This is the standard current process adopted by most journals by which
our colleagues must ‘approve’ our work before it’s accessed by the rest of the
world. Currently the system is under scrutiny due to a number of critiques
ranging from misconduct,
retractions, time-delays and ‘it’s simply not the best
way to do this in a modern world’. I’m tempted to agree but, as with most
things, I think it’ll take time to change the status quo. There is still a lot of
prestige (and funding) tied in to publication in the high-end peer-reviewed journals.
After lunch there was talk of a revolution involving such
choice life advice such as:
All interspersed with ponderings on just how
Alok Jha keeps
his hair so voluminous?
The afternoon went by in a blur of saying NO to PDFs and
deciding on some do’s and don’ts of Twitter before trundling off to the pub.
Science Showoff showed us that scientists do have a
personality, as well as a love of chocolate, guitars, clocks, juggling and of disproving
ghosts (or should that say LENS FLARE!).
The
next morning we
were thrown in to a session on procrastination, ahem, I mean
science games. They were all pretty cool, especially the
game that lets you build up neuronal connections by ‘connecting the dots' to a snazzy 80s sci-fi theme tune. I have to wonder though, how many game-players are learning and how many are just
scientists playing the game as it has less of a guilt-burden than
Candy-Crush. I should stress, I honestly never play games on my computer/phone,
but, after this session I’ll probably start.
Then… it was time…I had to do my session….Well, there’s the narcissism
again, not my session but the session on blogging...
I introduced myself as the newbie I am, got through without
getting into hyper-speed speech (too much) and mostly ‘got away with it’. I did
get shot down once or twice but that actually helped things move along. We
discussed what we blog on and why, who to and if we care what they think.
The
floor discussions were really useful for me to understand lots of emerging
opinions in the area, as well as those I disagree with, such as ‘blog comments
are dead’ (Thanks Roland Krause!). Personally, I would really appreciate someone leaving comments
on this blog - this whole thing is a learning exercise so I’d love to
know what people think about what I’ve said and how I’ve said it – I’ve been
warned that the number of comments is usually inversely proportional to how
useful they are though so keep it clean, people.
Here’s the video - Yes, I have watched it back (narcissists, remember?)
After our session there was a really interesting panel
discussion about staying in research and doing scientific communication at the same time.
I think I’ll add it to a full post when I ‘officially’ cover scientific communication
careers but needless-to-say, it seems that you can ‘have your cake and eat it’
(although there was no cake) but you can’t (and perhaps shouldn’t) expect your
institution to understand/be supportive, especially at the start.
The final session I attended covered the idea behind the
XKCD comic
Up Goer Five project. In this, a rocket scientist described his rocket
or (Up Goer) using the ‘top ten hundred words people use most often’. As ‘thousand’
wasn’t in it, you can see how they start to immediately rewrite their
description using simpler words – ‘door’ instead of hatch,
‘people-box’ instead of capsule or cockpit
and (my personal favourite) for the helium store – 'things holding that kind of
air that makes your voice funny.' It sounds a bit pointless until you realise it’s
a good way to stop using unnecessary words as ‘standard’. I confess, I’m really
guilty
of this – I’ve already used the
word raconteur today, but it’s a good exercise to go to their website
and try it out.
Try describing your job without the words
‘
associate,
manager,
web,
retail,
engineer
or project’
or spaghetti Bolognese without ‘cow’, ‘beef’ or ‘meat’
On the 'What did you get out of it' stream-of-consciousness, well, that's going to take some time but one thing that I found really interesting was the big idea of
the conference: Impact. For those who don’t work in science and don’t have to
write grants (lucky you, when you read 'grant' think ‘written begging for money’)
nowadays scientists have to outline the ‘impact’ of their research. I write it
like that because the impact of my research is often very limited at the start,
but doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter.
For example, your average Joe isn’t ‘impacted’ by
Bragg’s law, they couldn’t care less about
X-ray diffraction, they don’t know who
Rosalind Franklin,
Francis Crick or
James Watson are, but they probably know what DNA
is, and their lives and education will have been shaped by the early fundamental
science that lead to Bragg’s law. How does your average physicist assert the
impact of an equation that could, someday, have enormous uses and ramifications?
Answer: They could use scientific communication.
They could make people ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ at the seemingly
magical function of a gyroscope. They could make chocolate mayonnaise to
describe surfactants. They could enter schools and discuss the interesting facets
of a career in science. They could blog about their research to the public.
They could tweet from the lab or a conference. They could do all manner of
things to show the funding bodies that they have IMPACT. They could go the extra
mile to show that their research isn’t just a bunch of self-serving superiority-complexed
people swanning around the corridors of their local institution. If we want,
expect and need the government (i.e. taxpayers) to fund us then we need to be
part of their lives as much as the local community centre, the playground, the
museums and the art centres or, when it comes to chopping funding, who do you
think will come first?